Welcome to my Mysterious Webpage!

Here's cool pic:


(I'm a cool fucking dog!!!!)

Here's my shitlist:

A Very Generous Introduction:

Life's a bitch! Fuck it!

What's up! Here is the the deal, homies. I'm tired of shit. I don't want to write a "manefesto" or whatver, and I'm not here to tell you what's good and what's bad. Who gives a shit?

So look here, you little shit. I heard someone say on some shitty webpage that the only thing that AI can't do is wild, stupid shit. It always does the bare bones basic bitch shit, and it can't do anything that is remotely creative. It's like getting a million picutres (or paragraphs or whatever) and takes the average of that and shits it out. Also, all the ConNTEnT CeaToRS are on like four or five fucking pages, owned by shitheads who are pure evil (and used by shitheads with cognitive dissonance... like me). So why not be part of the next step of the fucking internet? And no, it's not fucking crypto gambling, fuck that shit. It's a short-sighted, bullshit, half-baked fever dream where all the bad shit rots, and the internet is nuked into the "stoneage" where people have to make fun out of the internet with lycos, or geocities or tripod or some shit.

So fuck it! Fuck social media, fuck traditional media, FUCK.

This Is THE PLACE For My Robust, Interesting "Posts:"

6/13/2002
Yo. Here's the update for your rotten asses! I showed my s/o this webpage and she looked like I just posted my balls! I didn't even do that!

6/12/2002
This is the first post. FUCK!